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New Fic: Hank and the Handyman 3: Trading Places (McKay/Sheppard) [NC-17]

title: Hank and the Handyman 3: Trading Places
author: neevebrody
pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
rating: Explicit, NC-17
warnings: about 2 seconds of unprotected penetration
legal: they still do not belong to me
word count: ~6,000
vetted by: darkhavens
beta: many thanks to outsideth3box for writing Hank and the Handyman 2 which inspired this story, and for being my lovely beta. Of course, I tinkered, but her comments caused me to look more closely and I think that made the story better.
summary: With nothing covering McKay but an oversized towel draped across his bottom, John eyed the dark space between Rodney's thighs. That was his target, and when he let the tips of his fingers stray just a bit too far…

notes: This story does stand alone; however, I think at least a reading of Hank and the Handyman 2 will make sense and give the background for a few things I carried over. Due to the nature of the fic, don't let the interchanging of the "actors" and their "roles" give you whiplash… there is a method to the madness!

Read Hank and the Handyman 3...
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Fic: Hank and the Handyman 2

Title: Hank and the Handyman 2
Author: outsideth3box
Pairing(s): McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC17
Vetted by: darkhavens
Warnings: Kissing after rimming
Word count: 3600
Author’s notes: Huge thanks to neevebrody for an awesome beta job, this story is much better for it. Any remaining mistakes are because I poked at it after she did her excellent work. This follows Hank and the Handyman.
Summary: Since working with Sheppard on the first of the series, Sheppard seemed to have decided that they were friends.

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Sneak Preview GPFG Gear proofs

Title:GPFG Gear Proofs
Artist: outsideth3box
Pairing(s):(none) McKay, Sheppard
Rating: G
Vetted By darkhavens
Warnings:None
Author's Notes: darkhavens gave me permission to use her logo for these images, and she okayed them personally before I posted them.
Summary/Disclaimer: It's fiction, no actual sales or profit is intended. I'm playing, is all.


Teyla has decided that it's time for GPFG Studios to start merchandizing. So she, ahem, asked John and Rodney to model some of the new line of GPFG Gear so that she could see how the web shop would look. Here are the proofs she has so far. Hopefully there will be more to come, once the rest of the boys stand still long enough to get their pictures taken.

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P.S.: Rumors that John totally bribed Rodney with blowjobs and kisses to get him to model his shirt are completely true.
headdesk, Com-eh-dee - Mark - *headdesk*
  • plum177

Apologies

I understand why you are all annoyed (or possibly more than just annoyed) with me, and I'm really sorry. I found something really cool and just ran with it and went a bit mental. I didn't mean to offend or piss you off in any way.

The CafePress account has been deleted and I'm hoping that you'll forgive me. I swear I won't do anything like this again.

*hangs head in shame*

Sorry Mods, especially darkhavens, seeing as the logo is hers.
Beehive

Where did everyone go?

It makes me sad that no one writes stories for this comm anymore; they were so great! I'd sure love some more John and Rodney as porn stars. And some more chapters of the "Hank and the Handyman" series. I think I'll go read that one right now. ;)
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New Fic: The Colonel and the Astrophysicist: The Temple of the Ancients, pt 1

Title: The Colonel and the Astrophysicist: The Temple of the Ancients
Author: Diana Williams dkwilliams
Pairing(s): McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Vetted By: shrewreader
Beta by: mecurtin, tesserae_
Warnings: Mild bondage
Author's Notes: Originally, I wrote Just Another Weird Alien Ritual for bard_mercutio for the Secret SGA Santa. Then I decided it would make a cool porn film, seeing as how we all love Aliens-Made-Them-Do-It stories. This is in the same general timeline as Their Debut, although I think I’ve reallocated Jack and Daniel (or at least this is before they become porn actors themselves).
Summary: Another movie in the “The Colonel and the Astrophysicist” series. Doctor Mensa’s discovery of an ancient device in a temple on another world leads to trouble. It’s up to Colonel Stone to rescue him by performing a certain ritual…
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New Fic: The Colonel and the Astrophysicist: The Temple of the Ancients, pt 2

Title: The Colonel and the Astrophysicist: The Temple of the Ancients
Author: Diana Williams dkwilliams
Pairing(s): McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Vetted By: shrewreader
Beta by: mecurtin, tesserae_
Warnings: Mild bondage
Author's Notes: Originally, I wrote Just Another Weird Alien Ritual for bard_mercutio for the Secret SGA Santa. Then I decided it would make a cool porn film, seeing as how we all love Aliens-Made-Them-Do-It stories. This is in the same general timeline as Their Debut, although I think I’ve reallocated Jack and Daniel (or at least this is before they become porn actors themselves).
Summary: Another movie in the “The Colonel and the Astrophysicist” series. Doctor Mensa’s discovery of an ancient device in a temple on another world leads to trouble. It’s up to Colonel Stone to rescue him by performing a certain ritual…
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Fic: Contractual Obligations by velocitygrass. John/Rodney. NC-17.

Title: Contractual Obligations
Author: velocitygrass
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: NC-17
Vetted by girly_curl_3
Warnings: Kissing after rimming, soulless porn studio (i.e. not GPFG)
Author's Notes: Written for the bottom_john Rivals Challenge. Many thanks to neevebrody for the beta. This can be considered a prequel to John and Rodney's time at GPFG, which shows why the boys appreciate this studio so much.
Summary: "Get a condom for Rodney and something to prepare John," he heard the director's voice coming from somewhere. He slowly looked up and it suddenly dawned on him what that meant.


Contractual Obligations